never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
A NATIONAL HERO
cecil and carlos sitting in a tree
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a strange anthropomorphic blob of glowing goo that moved in one day while they were at work and refuses to leave so now it just sits in the middle of the living room and whines loudly whenever anyone switches the channel off of its terrible soap operas
cecil calls it steve.
I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
"you’re shitting me"
"i will be soon"
it got better
there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.